May 2013
normal people: popular in real life
weird people: popular on tumblr
me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
tricksterity:
sexponents:
i can’t wait until im older and have someone who loves me and i get to cuddle and kiss them everyday and fall asleep in their arms every night and wake up in the morning and see their face and know i’m loved unconditionally by someone and be happy with my life for once
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you expect this to end with something satanic and...
assbutt-of-asgard:
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON OMG
pallidbirth:
jumping out of helicopters is dangerous
you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground
what do you mean they dont make it to the ground
where do they go
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
wheelbreaks-thebutterflies:
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
old sport
darthhaven:
primaniallerina:
wackcalzone:
my type
that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
He is adorable.
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
ballerdollar:
lessons learned from anime
don’t get inside the robot
people with bad haircuts always lose
the cute girl is psycho
the cute guy isn’t human
when in doubt scream “baka” and run away
glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner
gotta catch em all
and maybe probably respect your elders
crocodilepatronus:
i want to be a good cosplayer and be in a group of friends where we all do good cosplays and hang out together and take funny pictures of ourselves as our characters
laugh-addict:
Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
dreamingdusk:
people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want
“But the 8-hour workday is too profitable for big business, not because of the...”
– Your Lifestyle Has Already Been Designed (via commanderspock)
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
paintedbreath:
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
arsenickittenip:
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
Source: [x]
